Sewer Sherpa
Plug in your current floor, backpack haul, and squad health. We crunch a quick EV (expected value) check and tell you if it's smarter to evacuate or go deeper.
As soon as you hit "Calculate" we'll simulate the next floor's EV, survival odds, and remind you if the team is already ahead of a typical loot curve.
Tip: screenshot this result after each vote to compare against your actual outcomes. That's how we tune the model later.
Disclaimer
This helper uses community-estimated numbers, not official data. Treat the verdict as a calm teammate suggestion, not gospel. Send feedback via the roadmap doc.
Loot radar
Memorize these and you can speed-run the vote inputs.
Pit Moss Sample
560 cr · 1 slots
Fusion Catalyst
1000 cr · 2 slots
Wayfinder Map
480 cr · 1 slots
Threat board
Quick cues for the next debate.
Pit Maw
Danger Lvl 3Floors 5, 6, 7, 8 · Circular saw beast hiding in vents.
Strategy:Stay off vent grates, toss stun items, and rotate in pairs to bait pops.
Fire Turkey
Danger Lvl 3Floors 6, 7, 8, 9 · Fast bird that ignites the hallway.
Strategy:Keep distance, jump fire puddles, and kite it into open rooms for stuns.
Clone
Danger Lvl 3Floors 4, 5, 6, 7 · Impostor entity that copies a random player.
Strategy:Call out voice lines, watch for missing equipment, and ping if unsure.
